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2324Y00F05goghb23Y00C2Y15C3NLets Have Some Sex
2306Y00C1NJude/Panda
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0801NLets face facts everyone likes sex. I do, you CERTAINLY do and even Cliff
0801NRichard and Stephen Fry like it deep down inside (meant purely in an
0801Nemotional way - I am in no way inplieing that both these men enjoy a firm
0801Nshafting). Given the chance we'd all do IT, I would, you would, Perhaps Cliff
0801Nand Stephen wouldn't, but your parents would definately (would they?) NO,
0801NSurely your parents must, or how could you be here now reading this. The
0801Nvery fact that you have gone through this magazine until you stumbled over an
0801Narticle with the word `sex' in the title gives you away as some kind of sicko
0801Npervert.
0801N
0801NI'm not condeming you for being this way, it's only natural (unless you enjoy
0801Nmolesting animals or plants or something, and maybe thats natural too,
0801Nalthough I wouldn't do it myself). Having said that I once saw this picture
0801Nof this girl and this horse and I just couldn't believe that it was possible
0801Nfor something to be so big, hard and pop out so far, but then again zoom lens
0801Ntechnology has come a long way in recent years. It was a marvellous picture
0801N- the composition was just beautiful and the contrast of size and scale
0801Nquite... suprising.
0801N
0801N"YOUR DISGUSTING, SICK AND DEPRAVED GET AWAY FROM ME", is what PIP might say,
0801Nbut we know otherwise, you and I (that sounds bloody creepy).
0801N
0801NYou want some sex, lets have A BIT:
0801NBum, Tits, Rectum and String vest are all phrases that conjour up scenes of
0801Nlust and desire - well possibly. Perhaps I've widely missed the point
0801Nsomewhere. Perhaps.
0801N
0801NWhy am I writing this? You might well ask, and right now so might I. I
0801Nsuppose I just got this thought in my head and, well you know how it is.
0801NActualy that is utter bollocks (another sexually related word) the true
0801Nreason is simple... to get more people to read this magazine. Our ploy is to
0801Ndraw you in with promises of sex and then some more sex and then a cigarette.
0801NWhen are ploy has worked we can brainwash you with our revolutionary ideas.
0801NSex sells, you only have to go into a small corner shop and watch the dodgy
0801Nchaps in the grey rain macs and flat caps buying their copies of `World of
0801NSchool Girl's Pubic Hair' to see that. Have you seen a copy recently? It's
0801Nbeen revamped but it's still not as good as `Lipsmackin W-w-woppers Weekly'
0801Nfor my money. Wherever you stand on this issue of the best porn mag (if,
0801Nindeed you still can stand after taking a `peek' at Miss July) we think it is
0801Ntime to stop charging for your sex stimula and give it to you free via the
0801NAmiga scene. Enjoy our obscene articles and naughty inuendos. We doubt
0801Nyou'll have as much fun reading them as we (that probably should just read
0801N`I') had thinking about writing them, but if it puts a smile on just one more
0801Nperson we didn't type in vain.
0801N
0801NWhether you enjoy it orally, analy or the more regular method of a reading
0801Nthe Zoo with your eyes I hope you get some pleasure out of this issue. I'm
0801Nnot saying reading the Zoo is equivilant to penetration, but... Perhaps I
0801Nshould quit while I'm ahead. So, without further ado I present The Zoo 2 -
0801NA magazine packed with the most obscene, most explicit, hard core, adult
0801Nmaterial of an overtly sexual nature, ever! Presented in a purely
0801Nconservative manner, OF COURSE.
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